GRAMMYS 2015

You all know I was excited for this year because the Queen MADONNA is back. And she performed. And bitch schooled all them popstars on how to perform. And perform without doing sexual stuff. Well she did moon the paparazzi at the red carpet but it's one fine ass.

Here you go bitches!

BEST DRESSED, OBVS IS THE QUEEN MADONNA!

 Madonna in Givenchy Couture - Despite the twins suffocating, this is a fierce look. It stood out for all the right reasons. It was themed (matador) but the accessories are amazing especially that headpiece which combines the matador and the wife of the matador look in that Take A Bow music video. Bitch knows how to serve it. In a slew of boring, red carpet safe gowns, this was the clear winner.

 Charli XCX in Moschino - I love this look so much. It looks like a dated prom outfit but that's why I love it.

 Gwen Stefani in Atelier Versace - I love how they tapered the pants to make it a Gwen look.

 Ariana Grande in Atelier Versace - I love this look. Yes, even that silver fabric hanging around.

 Pharell and his wife in Adidas - Now look at Pharell's adidas suit. It's white, now look for him on the videos, it's gray. It changes color. When it's photographed with a flash, it turns to white.

Sia and Maddie in Armani - So, yeah, Sia wore that wig to hide her face. 

 Katy Perry in Zuhair Murad Couture - Google Adore Delano. Doesn't Katy look like her in this photo????

 Nicki Minaj in Tom Ford - This fierce gown came from the girl who walked with a priest and wore a Versace red cape and a Givenchy all leopard ensemble. Love this look but I of course adore antics on the red carpet.

 Beyonce in Proenza Schouler - I don't like the hair. It's too long. I want to snatch that weave of hers.

Kim Kardashian in Gaultier Couture - When good dresses happen to bad people. The "robe" is wearing her. 

 Taylor Swift in Elie Saab - I don't get the love for this look. I don't like it. It's so 2011 in a bad way.

Iggy Azalea in Armani - Gurl, you're so fancy! Armani? But to be honest this gown looks like it was done by some unknown designer and this is their concept of avant garde. Yeah, basically it's a Project Runway dress. 

 Lady Gaga in Brandon Maxwell - So is this one. Now Brandon Maxwell is his stylist. So now, he's forcing his gowns on us by letting GaGa wear it? GaGa please go to Elie Saab or Ralph and Russo for amazing gowns. Thanks!

 Miley Cyrus in Alexander Vauthier Couture - Sexy done right, infairness to her.

 Anna Kendrick in Band of Outsiders - Hmmmm, a suit in an army of gowns? Been there, done that.

 Rihanna in Giambattista Valli Couture - I have a love hate relationship with this. But in the end, Riri worked it.

Jane Fonda in Balmain - She's 73. Let that sink in, ladies. Still gorgeous and sexy.And she's freaking covered up. Go gurl!