GRAMMYS 2015

You all know I was excited for this year because the Queen MADONNA is back. And she performed. And bitch schooled all them popstars on how to perform. And perform without doing sexual stuff. Well she did moon the paparazzi at the red carpet but it's one fine ass.

Here you go bitches!

BEST DRESSED, OBVS IS THE QUEEN MADONNA!

 Madonna in Givenchy Couture - Despite the twins suffocating, this is a fierce look. It stood out for all the right reasons. It was themed (matador) but the accessories are amazing especially that headpiece which combines the matador and the wife of the matador look in that Take A Bow music video. Bitch knows how to serve it. In a slew of boring, red carpet safe gowns, this was the clear winner.

 Charli XCX in Moschino - I love this look so much. It looks like a dated prom outfit but that's why I love it.

 Gwen Stefani in Atelier Versace - I love how they tapered the pants to make it a Gwen look.

 Ariana Grande in Atelier Versace - I love this look. Yes, even that silver fabric hanging around.

 Pharell and his wife in Adidas - Now look at Pharell's adidas suit. It's white, now look for him on the videos, it's gray. It changes color. When it's photographed with a flash, it turns to white.

Sia and Maddie in Armani - So, yeah, Sia wore that wig to hide her face. 

 Katy Perry in Zuhair Murad Couture - Google Adore Delano. Doesn't Katy look like her in this photo????

 Nicki Minaj in Tom Ford - This fierce gown came from the girl who walked with a priest and wore a Versace red cape and a Givenchy all leopard ensemble. Love this look but I of course adore antics on the red carpet.

 Beyonce in Proenza Schouler - I don't like the hair. It's too long. I want to snatch that weave of hers.

Kim Kardashian in Gaultier Couture - When good dresses happen to bad people. The "robe" is wearing her. 

 Taylor Swift in Elie Saab - I don't get the love for this look. I don't like it. It's so 2011 in a bad way.

Iggy Azalea in Armani - Gurl, you're so fancy! Armani? But to be honest this gown looks like it was done by some unknown designer and this is their concept of avant garde. Yeah, basically it's a Project Runway dress. 

 Lady Gaga in Brandon Maxwell - So is this one. Now Brandon Maxwell is his stylist. So now, he's forcing his gowns on us by letting GaGa wear it? GaGa please go to Elie Saab or Ralph and Russo for amazing gowns. Thanks!

 Miley Cyrus in Alexander Vauthier Couture - Sexy done right, infairness to her.

 Anna Kendrick in Band of Outsiders - Hmmmm, a suit in an army of gowns? Been there, done that.

 Rihanna in Giambattista Valli Couture - I have a love hate relationship with this. But in the end, Riri worked it.

Jane Fonda in Balmain - She's 73. Let that sink in, ladies. Still gorgeous and sexy.And she's freaking covered up. Go gurl!

GRAMMY AWARDS 2014

To be honest, there is not much to say. There were only a few people in the event actually. But, Madonna was there. No GaGa, Miley, or Rihanna in sight. They know they can't match the queen. Beyonce tried and failed.

Let's look at my best dressed ,Her Madgesty of course.

  

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Madonna in Ralph Lauren- She was with his adopted son David Banda who was also wearing Ralph Lauren. She took it to another level with the gloves, hat, and cane. Love it!

She performed Open Your Heart with Macklemore, Ryan Lewis and Mary Lambert for Same Love while Queen Latifah officiated the wedding of 33 gay and straight couples. It was a moving performance. As expected from the Queen. She also wore Ralph Lauren, 

2013 GRAMMY AWARDS

Sorry it's a bit late. I posted the BAFTAs earlier so now it's the Grammys. Like what you can expect, there's couture and tackyness overload! And some meh! along the way. This is considering that these are crazy musicians. It was quite disappointing, though. Anyways... let's get to it!

I'll give you a background, though: CBS wanted to enforce a strict dress code for the ladies, NO NUDITY OR INSINUATED NUDITY! They don't want wardrobe malfunction on the stage. Let's see if the stars followed...

 Katy Perry in Gucci - She is my best dressed! Yes, that's how subdued the red carpet was. I love the color on her and her boobs looks mighty perky and healthy, John Mayer approves! Haha!

 Alexa Chung in Red Valentino - Well I give her plus points for doing something with her hair but I'm lukewarm on the dress. She can do so much better for sure! :)

 Florence Welch in Givenchy Couture - This is a Fall 2009 look and was presented in black. This was in honor of Lolong, the biggest crocodile in captivity who died Feb. 10, 2013. :(

 Miranda Lambert in Roberto Cavalli - I don't know much about her style but at least it's not some tacky prom dress.

 Taylor Swift in J Mendel - She's been wearing a lot of white dresses lately. Wedding???? Haha!

 JLo in Anthony Vacarello- The designer had some fabric to spare and made this dress for JLo. THE LEG! It borderlines tacky and worst dressed to me. This Vacarello guy makes hooker dresses doesn't he?

 Adele in Valentino - I appreciate her for stepping out of her comfort zone but I wish she had gone for the shorter length of the runway version. The runway version has a different print on the top.

Kat Dennings in Vivienne Westwood- Another perky booby! Love the dress on her. That Vivienne Westwood corseted top with the fabric all rouched up and all is proving to be a universal dress that flatters all types of women. LOVE THAT!

 Kaley Cuoco in Amen- I gotta give her some credit for going for the rock and roll vibe! You go girl! AMEN INDEED! Haha!

 Beyonce in Osman- Join SJP in your business luncheon. Business causal again!

 Rihanna in Azzedine Alaia - Alaia is known as the Master of Body Con so I'm quite shocked with this flowy concoction. I have to admit, it's quite good! Good thing no Chris Brown in sight. Haha!

 Allison Williams in Kaufmanfranco - I have to give her some credit. You look good girl!

 Kelly Rowland in Georges Chakra- Nudity much? Anyways... let's move on.

 Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaia- That skirt is definitely Alaia. So he's been doing some modifications to that style of the dress with the leather top. Still looks good though.

 Nicole Kidman in Vera Wang - Hmmm... Still need to warm up to this. It's good but not great. I'll wait til the Oscars. :)

 Karlie Kloss in Michael Kors- I love her new hair! The dress is good. Well, she's a model and this is not her thing so I appreciate her for looking good and appropriate without sacrificing the fact that she's a MODEL!

Solange Knowles in Ralph and Russo Couture - The hair! It's extra wild today! I love the color but I can't get over the shoulder pads.

Janelle Monae- Don't know who she's wearing but I love her!

 Carly Rae Jepsen in Roberto Cavalli - Call Her Maybe! Well, the dress looks good but be honest, she looks like she just either: a. got raped or b. had sex! Girl that hair, if it wasn't standing up because of the sperm, we would've never guessed ;)

Carrie Underwood in Roberto Cavalli - Very princessy, rumors are her necklace costs around 31 million dollars! My gosh! Be careful when you will ride the train home. CHOZ!

WHO WAS YOUR BEST DRESSED???

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